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got something for you to enjoy about ATC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpRdSCJ9wKY
A joke for an air traffic controller
An airfield is shared by military and civil organizations. Air Traffic Controllers struggle with the conventions governing both.
An aircraft approaches to land.
Pilot: "What time is it down there?"
ATC: "That depends on whether you are military or civil."
Pilot: "What difference does it make to the time, you dumb cluck."
ATC: "Well, if you are Civil, it is 4 o'clock in the afternoon. If you are Air Force it is 1600 hours, if you are Navy it is 6 bells, If you are Army, the big hand is at the top and the little hand is on 4. If you are a Marine, you have 2 hours to go before Happy Hour."
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